Sunday, June 13, 2021
An Evening In Ellicott City
Saturday, April 17, 2021
WBFF - The First Fifty Years
Once upon a time, before cable TV was available for everyone, many of us had to rely on over-the-air programing to deliver our favorite TV shows. This would often require you to adjust your TV antennae (affectionately known as "rabbit ears") to fine tune your TV screen. Even with all of this additional work, you were still limited to five or six channels. In my hometown of Baltimore, we had the three major network affiliates (ABC, NBC & CBS) and two "UHF" channels which consisted of the Maryland Public Broadcasting channel and the newly introduced WBFF channel.
WBFF, introduced in 1971, was a welcome addition to our viewing repertoire. As a child, I can remember rushing home from school so I could catch the start of Captain Chesapeake at 3 pm. Captain C, as he was affectionately known, was the host of a variety of shows that ran for the remainder of the afternoon. He would give a brief monologue and then he would transition into an episode of "Rocky & Bullwinkle", "Speed Racer" or another similar kid-friendly cartoons. Captain would make spontaneous appearances during the commercial. And although I was usually alone, I always felt like the captain was with me in an adjacent armchair.
Captain Chesapeake was like Santa Claus in the sense of his mystique to young minds. Did he really live on a house boat in the middle of the Chesapeake? Was his sidekick, Mondy the Sea Monster, real? At some point, kids would start with the "C'mon, you don't really believe all that, do you?" As an honorary "crewmember", it was hard to give into reality.
As the evening progressed, the kid shows would give way to classic sitcoms such as "Gomer Pyle USMC", "Get Smart", "The Munsters", "I Dream of Jeannie" and the beloved "Gilligan's Island". If you happened to drop by a friend's house, it was common to see one of these shows playing on the TV. They were staples of our youth.
On Saturday nights. we would tune into "Ghost Host Theater" which featured old horror movie starring the likes of Vincent Price and other classic horror movie actors. While these movies might be considered lame by today's standards, they were scary and creepy enough to keep a youngster on the edge of his seat back then.
The "BFF" in WBFF is officially stated to mean Baltimore's Forty-Five. However, I have also heard it referred to as Baltimore's Finest Features. Although the former is technically accurate, I believe the latter is more appropriate.
Aside from the classic sitcoms, WBFF also ran some pretty interesting commercials. I can remember the ads for "Ray's Hair Weaves". I don't actually know anyone that bought one of these hair weaves, but Ray always made them sound like a must-have item.
There were also the Carvel Ice Cream commercials, featuring "Fudgy the Whale". The announcer's voice was unique, sounding like he was talking through a muffled bullhorn.
I can also remember the commercials for the plastic slip-covers for your furniture. In the commercial, kids would be jumping up and down on a couch when a thunderous voice would startle them with, "Hey, you kids! Get off of that couch! What are ya trying to do, ruin it?!" And I can actually remember people buying these covers. Although they would certainly protect the fabric from a splash of red wine, they made the couch or chair extremely uncomfortable. You would sit on these things in the summer time and then have the joy of peeling your bare arms and legs from the plastic as you got up.
WBFF also had their own local newscasters. The one that sticks out in my mind is a guy named Ernie Boston. He had this deep "Rodney Dangerfield" type voice and an all-business delivery. My good friend, Mark, used to do an awesome impression of Mr. Boston.
WBFF just celebrated it's 50th anniversary in my hometown of Baltimore. Although the programming has changed quite a bit from my childhood days, the station is still on the air and doing fine. I thank them for the memories and wish them many years of continued success for the future.
kw
Friday, January 22, 2021
RIP Hammerin' Hank
It was a Monday night back in 1974, April 8th to be exact. I can't quite remember why, but I was over my grandmother's house. As an eight-year-old, my appetite for baseball was just getting started. The Monday Night Baseball game was just getting ready to begin. I adjusted the rabbit ears on my grandmother's old 19-inch TV screen to sharpen the picture.
I then made a quick run to the kitchen to retrieve a can of 7-Up* and a half-empty bag of Bugles. I returned to the small living room and got as comfortable as I possibly could on the plastic-covered sofa. My focus was now on the small television where the Atlanta Braves were about to take on the Los Angeles Dodgers. Of course, this was no regular game. You see, Hank Aaron currently had 714 homeruns under his belt. One more long ball would move him past Babe Ruth as the all-time HR leader.
My grandmother couldn't quite understand why I was so antsy. I tried to explain the situation to her. But she still didn't seem to take a whole lot of interest. In her defense, she wasn't much of a sports fan. Her athletes of choice were the polka dancers on the Lawrence Welk Show.
Anyway, the game eventually started. Even though I was watching the game from a rowhouse in Baltimore, I could feel the excitement in the Atlanta air. The first few innings went by without much ado. Aaron walked his first time at bat. But then, in the 4th inning, it happened.....
Hank laid the sweet spot of his bat on a high Al Downing fastball and drove it deep into left-center field. Bill Buckner, the Dodger left-fielder at the time, gave it a valiant effort. But he could not bring it back. The ball landed on the other side of the fence (and into the glove of Braves' reliver Tom House). And just like that, Hank Aaron was the new homerun king.
I instinctively jumped off of the couch and called for my grandmother, "Nana! Nana! Come here quick!"
I desperately wanted someone else to experience this moment with me. She quickly appeared from the front room of the house with a concerned look on her face. She probably figured I was choking on one of the Bugles. She asked, "What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong. He did it, Nana! He did it!"
Of course, my grandmother didn't share my excitement. Again, I tried to explain the significance of what had just happened. She just shook her head and said, "As long as it makes you happy, That's all that matters."
I was so excited that I didn't sleep too much that night. I think this where my interest in baseball really kicked into high gear. I would later attend high school at Cardinal Gibbons which was the original St. Mary's Industrial School where Babe Ruth's baseball career was born. I often wondered if the Babe's spirit would haunt me for rooting for Hank Aaron to break his record. Since there were no hauntings to report, I believe the Babe was OK with it.
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Although I had to confirm the actual date and day of the week, I really do remember this event like it was yesterday. Hank Aaron went on to become one of my favorite and most respected players. The guy was everything that you'd ever want out of a great ball player.
Henry Aaron was signed by the Milwaukee Braves. But he came very close to signing with the San Francisco Giants. The main reason that he went with the Braves is because they offered him $50 more per month. Think about that for a minute. $50 a month was the difference of Henry Aaron and Willie Mays playing in the same outfield.
Facing many obstacles, Hank towered above them all. He became a role model of hard work, focus and dedication. He would eventually gain the respect and admiration of baseball fans everywhere. He was a class act, on and off the field.
Henry Aaron finished his career with 755 homeruns, 2297 RBI's (still the all-time record), 3771 hits and a lifetime batting average of .305. He also won three Gold Gloves for his defensive play. He went into the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility in 1982 with 97% of the vote (who could have possibly voted against him??)
Years ago, I remember watching a documentary about Aaron's legacy. Hank's wife made a comment that summed him up for me...."Henry was a great baseball player. But he was a better father."
What more can you say? That is perhaps the greatest compliment that can be given to a man. May the Hammer rest in peace. One of the greatest men ever to grace a baseball field.
kw
* For some reason, the only soft drink that my Nana ever had in her Fridge was 7-up. I don't ever recall a single Coke or Pepsi.
Monday, January 18, 2021
Remembering Virginia
My earliest memories of Virginia take me all the way back to my childhood. Virginia was my mom’s cousin, and they were very close. We would get together regularly at summer cookouts and holiday dinners.
In those early years, I
must admit, I was quite intimidated by Virginia. She was so intelligent and always
seemed so sophisticated. And I was just an uncultured kid trying to find my
way. But Virginia always took the time to talk with me. She would offer advice
and encouragement and always left me with a positive vibe.
I can remember gathering at
her Locust Point home every Christmas. With our family growing bigger, we would
sometimes have to squeeze into the furniture like packed can of sardines. The
stairs to the second floor often doubled as overflow seating.
Everyone would engage in
random conversations until Virginia eventually rang the dinner bell. At that point,
we would all line up to retrieve our feast from the back kitchen. Virginia was
a great cook, and her Christmas dinners were always something special.
Virginia’s husband, Ken, could
not always be there as he was a paramedic and was often requited to work
holidays. But I really enjoyed those times when he was there. He was a big man
with a very deep voice, but he was as gentle as a Teddy Bear. The playful
banter between he and Virginia was always fun to watch. They made the perfect
couple. Another thing that I remember is that Virginia never referred to him as
Ken or Kenny. It was always Kenneth. He was a good man and unfortunately left
us way too soon.
Virginia also had a dog
that she adored. He was a Samoyed and he looked like a huge, white fluffy
dandelion. He simply went by the name of Teddy and not Theodore
as you might expect.
As the years went on,
Virginia and I became very close. We would meet up regularly every Tuesday at
my parent’s house for family dinner night. There, we would catch up on current
events and try to solve all the problems of the world. But at precisely 7
o’clock, we would turn our attention to the TV and watch Jeopardy. It came as
no surprise that Virginia knew most of the answers. She was so smart.
About 10 years ago, I
invited her out to join my trivia team on Wednesday nights. She enjoyed it so
much that she wound up playing with us almost every week. She was a welcome
addition to our group. She was not only very intelligent, but she was also a
lot of fun. She instantly bonded with all my friends and everyone looked
forward to seeing her each week.
Our trivia host and good
friend, Ray, affectionately referred to her as “Aunt V”.
Virginia could also be very competitive. If another team happened to beat us, there could only be one possible reason: They cheated.
There was this one team
that used to sit in the far back corner of the room. And they would
occasionally beat us. Virginia was sure that they were cheating. So, I tried
to convince her that they were very smart, and they probably beat us fair and
square. To this, Virginia quickly replied, “Bullshit. Let them come out
of that corner and play in front of God and country. And then we’ll see
how smart they really are!”
Virginia and I would often discuss
personal issues that either of us might be going through at the time. I would
lay out my whole dilemma and then I would wait to get her feedback. Her initial
response was always the same. She would look at you for a moment and then, in a
Tony Soprano-like way, she would ask, “So, what are you gonna do about
it?”
I would reply, “I don’t really
know. I was hoping to get some advice from you.”
She would respond back with, “Hmm…”
And then after taking a moment to process it, she would say,
“Well, here’s what I would do…”
And no matter the
situation, her advice was always solid. At times, she could be brutally honest.
But that’s one of the things I loved about her. She didn’t candy coat anything.
She just told you the way it was.
Oddly, for as sophisticated
as Virginia was, she would occasionally let out a loud belch. I asked her about
it one time and she explained that it’s a compliment to the chef. It means that
you enjoyed the food. I remember the first time she did this around my trivia
team. Feeling the need to address the surprised look on everyone’s faces, I whispered,
“She likes the food.”
She was also very outspoken
on politics. We had many long conversations across the political spectrum.
Sometimes, when a major news story broke, Virginia would call me. I would pick
up the phone and answer with the standard “Hello”. Well, Virginia would skip
the traditional salutation and immediately hit me with, “So, what do you think
of this bullshit?”
From there, we would talk
into the late hours of the evening. She was so in tune with everything that was
going on. I always came out the conversation learning something new.
During the football season,
we would often gather at my house on Sundays to watch the Ravens. Virginia
would show up in her purple jersey and with a big bottle of Pinot Grigio. While
the rest of us were knocking back beers, she would casually sip on her glass of
white wine. Like I mentioned before, she was always a little more sophisticated
than the rest of us. When the game was over and party wound down, Virginia was
usually one of the last people to leave.
Whenever we planned a
party, Virginia would always ask if she could bring something. Knowing that she
made an awesome Key Lime Pie, I would often ask her to make one. I remember one
time she told me that told me that she was having a really hard time finding any
Key Limes. So, I said, “Just use a regular lime. What difference does it make?”
She quickly pointed out
that, while you might put a “regular” lime in a bottle of Corona, you never
put one in a real Key Lime Pie. So, not willing to compromise the integrity of
her Key Lime Pie, she made a coconut cream pie instead. And like everything else
she made; it was delicious. But I didn’t dare ask if she used regular
coconuts.
Although Virginia was
extremely intelligent, she struggled a bit when it came to modern technology. I
talked her into buying a laptop computer several years ago. I helped her set it
up and gave her a brief overview of how it all worked. But it wasn’t long
before I would start receiving weekly phone calls about her latest computer
issue. I became her own personal Geek Squad. I would fix one thing and then a
day or two later, I’d get a phone call about another issue. I would
explain that these were all minor problems and I suggested that she use Google
to find out how to fix it herself. She thought about it for a few seconds and
said, “Nah, I’ll just call you.”
Virginia was quite the
reader too. As her collection of books continued to grow, her house began to
resemble a small library. She never parted with any of them. And, for some reason,
she always signed the first page of each book. Whenever she found one to be especially
good, she would recommend it to me. Years ago, she turned me on to John Grisham.
I think I’ve read everyone of his books since. She also really like Tom Clancy.
If you’re not familiar with his books, they are quite thick. It would take me
six months to get through one of his stories. But Virginia could breeze
through it in a few days.
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From early on, Virginia was
a person who could light up a room by simply walking into it. She had
movie-star good looks and a personality to match. She would always greet you
with a warm smile and initiate the conversation by asking, “So, what’s new?”
I will miss our long conversations,
but I am so grateful for every word that we exchanged.
My world will, no doubt, be
a little colder without her in it. But her colorful memories will always warm
my heart.
Virginia, I will never forget you. You were one of the most incredible people I’ve ever met. You encouraged me and gave me confidence. You brought me humor and joy. But most importantly, you inspired me to become a better person.
I will end this by simply
saying, “Thank you”.
kw
Friday, January 15, 2021
Remembering Evelyn
I was first introduced to Evelyn as a teenager. My best friend at the time happened to be her nephew. And we would sometimes drop by her house for a spontaneous visit. Evelyn was always very welcoming, and I always enjoyed our visits. Tina revealed to me recently that her mom had once said to her, "I really like Ken. I would love to see you guys get together." Well, it didn't happen immediately. But we did eventually get together.
When Tina and I got married, Evelyn welcomed me into the family and treated me like her own son. She was a wonderful person, and we would go on to have many years of good times and fond memories. I'd like to share some of those memories with you today...
It's no secret that Evelyn liked to shop. When she worked at
BJ's Wholesale Club years ago, she would always make a predictable run through
the store after each shift. I'm convinced that she spent more money than she
made there each week. The trunk of her Toyota Camry was always loaded up with an
over-abundance of merchandise. She would justify it by telling how little she
paid for everything. And immediately after giving you the lowdown on the price,
she would always follow up with, “And that’s cheap!”
So. off we went to the outlets. As we made our way into
Delaware, I started to think, "Ah, this might not be so bad. I mean, how
long can someone really spend shopping?" Boy, was I about to
find out!
Evelyn spent the next few hours looking through every shelf in every store. It was almost like she was taking inventory. After she accumulated a few bags, she would hand them to me, and I would run them out to the car. And then she would go into a new store to start the process all over. I whispered to Tina, "What the hell is she buying?
Tina rolled her eyes and said, "Everything!"
I felt instant relief when Evelyn finally came out of the last store. She smiled at me and asked, "Are you having a good time?"
I did what any good son-in-law would do in this situation: I lied. I said, "Oh, yeah. This really wasn't so bad".
But to my horror, she followed up with, "Good. How about we stop and get some lunch before we hit the next outlet?"
My jaw dropped. "There's a next outlet?", I reluctantly asked.
"Yes, right over there", she replied as she pointed to shopping center on the other side of the highway.
So, we ate lunch and then proceeded into round two of the shopping excursion. Conveniently, my Honda Accord had a limited amount of storage space. We finally reached a point where the trunk was completely full, so we started to pack bags into the back seat. I eventually had to break the news to Evelyn that we were pretty much at full capacity. I reminded her that we still had to save room for our luggage on our trip home. She replied, "Oh, we can ship our luggage back home. It's no big deal."
Fortunately, I wasn't required to go on too many of these shopping sprees. That duty went to Evelyn's beloved sister, Freddie. The two of them would meet up for lunch at least once a week and then wreak havoc on the local shopping centers.
Ok, moving on...
Years ago, I used to really like A&W Diet Cream Soda. Well, when Evelyn found out about it, she bought a few 12-packs and stocked her entire refrigerator with it. She was very thoughtful in that way. Well, one day I'm sitting at the kitchen counter when Karl (my father-in-law) goes to the refrigerator to get a drink. He was hoping for a traditional Pepsi. But all he sees are these Diet Cream Sodas. He holds up a can and asks, ""Hey Evelyn, what the hell is this?"
Karl shoots me a dirty look and mumbled to himself. I just giggled and said, "Relax, Karl. If you want one, help yourself. Really, I don't mind."
Of course, this only made him more upset and he said, "Can you at least tell her that you like regular Pepsi or Coors Light? Then maybe I'll be able to find something that I like in here next time."
I wound up drinking so much of that Diet Cream Soda that I eventually got sick of it. I didn’t want to seem ungrateful, but I had to tell Evelyn to stop buying it.
And then, short time later, I went on one of these high protein diets. One day, Evelyn sees me eating a can of sardines. Well, you can guess what happened next…
I tried to talk her into doing a karaoke version of "All the Single Ladies”, but she wouldn't bite.
Evelyn had been a tough and resilient person throughout her whole life. When things needed to be handled, she took action. When the family's house burned down years ago, Evelyn didn't sit back and feel sorry for herself. She took a job working in the meat department of a local grocery store and continued to work until she retired from BJ's years later. Working in those refrigerated rooms wasn't easy, especially as she got older. But she did it anyway and never complained.
Evelyn, if you can hear me up there, please buy Karl a can of regular Pepsi and tell him that it's from me. I miss you both and I will never forget you.
kw
Thursday, December 31, 2020
Good Riddance to 2020
When I first heard of the Coronavirus and the subsequent shutdowns in early 2020, I figured we'd be inconvenienced for a month or so and then things would go back to normal. Boy, was I ever wrong! So, here we are about to usher in the New Year and we're still dealing with the effects of COVID. And sadly, we likely won't come out of our new, restricted world until mid-way through 2021 at the earliest!
Putting it mildly, 2020 has been a unique year. We have all been affected by COVID in some way. We all know someone who has had it. And we all probably know someone who passed as a result of it. One of my good friends lost her mom shortly after she tested positive for COVID earlier this year. Due to COVID restrictions, only immediate family members were allowed into the funeral home. We had to pay our respects in the form of a drive-by viewing. From inside of our car, we did our best to express our condolences as our friend stood next to her mom's casket and waved to us from the inside. It's hard enough to lose your mom, but to be so isolated during the grieving process seemed to be especially cruel.
Working in the healthcare industry, I have seen some of the folks who work on the front lines. The respect that I have for these people can not be measured. They have worked countless hours throughout this pandemic, putting their own health at risk to care for others. Seeing death and despair day after day has a way of mentally defeating even the strongest of us. But the healthcare workers still get up and do it, time and time again. Amazingly, I have heard people say that "this is what they signed up for". What a heartless thing to say. Where would we be if people "didn't sign up" for jobs like this? These people are heroes in every sense of the word, in my book.
When Time Magazine prepared to name their "Person of the Year" recently, I thought that the healthcare worker would have been a shoe-in. But Time thought Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were more deserving. I personally think they got it wrong. But that's just my opinion..
The COVID vaccines were manufactured and released at a record pace. The Pfizer and Moderna versions have already hit the streets with AstraZeneca's on the horizon (maybe it's already out?). While it's probably too early to tell how effective the vaccines will be, at least it gives us a little hope for the future. The drug companies take their share of criticism. But I think they deserve a lot of credit for expediting these vaccines.
The next round of stimulus checks are due to be received in the next week or so. This will be a bit of welcomed relief to those who are struggling to make ends meet. But why are checks being sent to people who have not been financially affected by the COVID shutdowns? Maybe Congress should have spent more time trying to get money into hands of struggling Americans instead countless other pet projects. Yeah, I know... that's the way Washington works. But it certainly doesn't make it right....
On a positive note, the stock market is somehow at a record high. When the market tanked earlier this year, I thought it would take years to get back to even. But amazingly, stocks came roaring back and most people's retirement funds are up considerably since the beginning of the year. I've been investing for a long time and this has been the craziest year I've ever seen. If things start opening back up by mid-2021, we could see another economic boom. But things don't always goes as planned, so be careful.
We will progress into 2021 with a degree of uncertainty. Will COVID run it's course and finally leave us alone? Will a second strain come along and set us back even further? Will the vaccine rollout be effective enough to transcend us back to the "old normal"? When, if ever, will we be able to wander around in public without that damn mask?
The last thing I'll say to 2020 is, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"
I wish all of you a very Happy New Year and hope that 2021 will be a much better year than it's predecessor. As we move forward, let's try to help each other out instead kicking each other when we're down. Never underestimate the impact of simply being nice. If we all work together, there's little that we can't accomplish. Wishing you and yours the best for the upcoming year!
kw

