Friday, October 30, 2009

The Sensitivity Of Halloween

When did we become such an oversensitive country? No matter what the occasion, there will always be some asshole complaining about being offended. Halloween is no exception. I’d like to address a few recent incidents (in my own charming way, of course!).

The first one involved Halloween decorations in the city of Frederick, MD. Among the decorations in a local park, there were three dummies hanging high in the trees. It’s all in good fun right? After all, THEY’RE FREGGIN’ DUMMIES! But the NAACP didn’t see it that way (big surprise, huh?). The Frederick chapter of the racist organization says that it evoked images of lynchings. Give me a break, you asshole! It’s a Halloween decoration! And if it makes you feel any better, the heads of the dummies were WHITE!

Doesn’t the NAACP have anything better to do? Do they drive around town trying to determine what could possibly be conceived as racist? I guess they feel like they have to justify their existence by drumming up bullshit like this. Not that it matters, but I’ve seen enough Clint Eastwood westerns to know that there were plenty of white people hung too!

Last week, there was some controversy over a space creature costume being sold at Target and other retailers. The costume was a space creature with the words “Illegal Alien” printed across the front. Personally, I think it’s funny as hell. Since we’re not going to throw your ass in jail, we should at least be able to have a few laughs at your expense. But of course the PC police don’t see it that way. They say we’re being “insensitive”. I say they’re being insensitive to us when they ignore our laws and sneak into our country illegally!

I’ve also heard that there was a controversy involving a haunted trail of some sort (I think it was in New Jersey, but I’m not sure). Apparently, part of the set up involved actors posing as escapees from an insane asylum. It didn’t take long for more PC nut-jobs to come out and say that this was “insensitive” to the people with mental disorders. Maybe. But crazy people are still scary as hell! Does anyone remember Billy Bob Thorton in Slingblade?

And even the Vatican has chimed in with its two cents on the October tradition. It says that Halloween is “anti-Christian”. Well, so is the molestation of young boys by pedophile priests. But you didn’t seem to be too vocal about that for several decades!

It’s hard to imagine what’s going to be next. Maybe carving pumpkins will be banned. After all, we’re using a sharp weapon to disfigure a perfectly innocent pumpkin. Perhaps treat or treating should be outlawed. After all, isn’t it similar to panhandling? Maybe we should stop watching scary movies. Because there are people with weak hearts who might find it hazardous to their health.

People really need to get a life and stop being so overly sensitive. The politically correct crowd in this country should either grow some balls or move to France!

By the way, if anyone wants to push the envelope with a risky costume tomorrow, feel free to drop by my house. I 'll drop an extra Snickers bar in your bucket for your efforts!

KW

Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Levi Lovefest

As I drink my morning coffee, I glance at the TV. I notice that CBS is interviewing nineteen year old dimwit Levi Johnston AGAIN! How many times are they going to have this idiot on? And they consider themselves a serious news organization? What a joke!

In case you don’t know, Levi Johnston is the former boyfriend of Bristol Palin (Sarah Palin’s daughter). Johnston is also the father of Bristol’s baby. So, it’s not surprising at all that desperate liberal news sources would be using Johnston to make the Palins look bad.

Last year, the liberals ironically looked down their noses Bristol and Levi for having an out of wedlock baby. When inner city welfare recipients are dropping new "out of wedlock" babies every year, they say nothing. But in true liberal tradition, they absolutely refuse to let facts get in the way of a good argument.

I almost feel sorry for Johnston. He’s about as sharp as a watermelon. When he’s baited with questions by the news people, he usually mumbles an incoherent response. Of course, the ulterior motive by the media is always to make Sarah Palin look bad.

During the 2008 Presidential campaign, I could almost understand the smear tactics used by networks like CBS. I don’t agree with it, but in some twisted way, I understand it. After all, rolling in the gutter and hitting below the belt are things that come natural for liberals. So, if they can take advantage of the unsuspecting knucklehead boyfriend of a prominent Republican’s daughter, I expect them to do it. They’re relentless in these situations.

This morning on CBS, Johnston was talking about his upcoming photo shoot for Playgirl magazine (No, I’m not making this stuff up!). I guess this gives Johnston more credibility? I don’t know how anyone can take either of them seriously.

KW

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Rev Is Comin' To Town

I’m always reluctant on writing about things that deal with race issues. My feelings are that anything I say as a white man can only come back and haunt me later. But when I woke up and looked at the front page of the MD Gazette this morning, I couldn’t wait to start venting. You see, I learned that Reverend Jeremiah Wright was coming to my neighborhood next month to speak at a NAACP banquet. I immediately turned red and my blood began to boil.

Just to eliminate any confusion on how I really feel, let me start off by saying that Reverend Wright is a racist asshole. I have no respect for the man. He hates white people and he seems to be ashamed of his country. I never understood people like Wright. If he hates this country so much, there’s a simple solution: GET THE F*CK OUT!

Wright has said many controversial things over the years. Many of his racially divisive sermons were given while our President sat quietly in the pews. This gives me enough reason to believe that the President and First Lady are racists themselves. Why else would they sit there and listen to Wright’s bullshit for twenty years? And didn’t Michele Obama only recently become proud of her country?

Unless you’re black, Reverend Wright seems to have a problem with you. Of course, the double standard on racism in this country protects him from being called a racist. Wright believes in black liberation theology. Because, you see, Christianity is the “white man’s religion”. Of course, it pisses white people off to hear his comments. But there’s nothing that can be done about it. He’s protected simply by the color of his skin.

So, here he comes. From the hate filled pits of his church in Chicago to the small town of Glen Burnie, Maryland. The NAACP is having a Freedom Fund Banquet at Le Fountaine Bleu to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the organization. (By the way, isn’t the NAACP a racist organization by definition? Could there be a National Association for the Advancement of White People? Of course not! That would be considered racist.)

So here’s my take on race in this country. I had nothing to do with slavery. My family wasn’t even in this country until after the Civil War. So, don’t blame me for what happened 200 years ago! Yes, there were wrongs committed by this country against blacks. But there have also been amendments and policies put in place to even things out. Can't we all just move on? Living in the past isn't doing anyone any good! If you aren't where you want to be in life quit blaming everyone else and take some responsibility for yourself. Frankly, the bullshit is getting really old.

I think Martin Luther King made a great point in stressing that we should judge a man by the content of his character. So, when I call a black man like Reverend Wright an incendiary asshole, it doesn’t make me a racist. I’m simply making an honest decision based on what I believe his character to be. And I believe Reverend Wright to be a piece of dog shit.

So why would a place like Le Fountaine Bleu in Glen Burnie allow a hate monger like Rev. Wright speak at their facility. Quite simply, they’re afraid to turn him down. Because, if they put up any sign of opposition, they would immediately be called racists. Assholes like Jesse Jackson would be organizing boycotts against their business. So, they would rather just go against their principles, ironically, to avoid a controversy. When will this nonsense end?

It’s a sad day in Glen Burnie…..

KW

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Hunters And Gatherers

Before I even start this one, I want to please ask that everyone put their weapons down. I’m pro-Second Amendment but I don’t want to have to keep looking for snipers as I’m writing this. You can pick your guns up at the door on the way out.

Let us begin…..

Hunting has been around forever. Some people would argue that it’s necessary to sustain life. I’ll buy that to some degree. After all, they didn’t have Miracle-Gro back in Fred Flintstone’s day. So, if prehistoric man wanted to eat, he had to take the slingshot out and look for a Wooly Mammoth.

Millions of years later, the supermarket was invented but men still continue to hunt. I have a hard time understanding this. Why would someone want to spend a weekend freezing their ass off in a tree stand just to shoot a deer? Then, after you shoot the thing, you’ve got to gut him, then drag the poor bastard through the woods back to your truck. Seems like a lot of work for a mediocre piece of meat.

I can run down to the local wholesale club and have my steaks on the grill before my hunter friends even have their tree stands in place. And I didn’t have to get my hands dirty. Hey, I know there was some dirty work involved in getting my steak from the pasture to my grill. I also know that I have no interest in being part of it. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite. But as long as there are supermarkets, I have no plans on killing my own meals. I prefer to be a gatherer rather than a hunter.

(By the way, isn’t sitting in a tree stand and waiting for a deer to wander into your sights more like sniping rather than hunting? Just a thought…….)

Some guys have told me, “There’s nothing like a great piece of venison!” Ahh, bullshit! I can get a filet mignon at any Outback Steakhouse that will run circles around that deer steak. And all I have to do is walk in the door and ask for it! No climbing trees. No freezing my ass off. No dragging an animal carcass through the woods. And no mess! (other than a possible spilled beer at my table.)

For those guys who truly like deer meat, God bless you. But for those who do it simply for sport, I’ve got a suggestion. Take up golf or tennis and treat yourself to a New York Strip when you’re done playing.

All right guys, I’m finished. Give me a five minute head start before you pick up your guns….

KW

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Rush & The Rams

Rush Limbaugh is at the center of another controversy. That shouldn’t be too surprising. After all, Limbaugh has been pissing off liberals for years. They’ve tried to attack him any way they could, but Limbaugh not only survived, he got stronger.

So, when Rush announced that he had joined a bidding group for the NFL’s St, Louis Rams, it didn’t surprise me that the usual suspects would be gunning for him. Liberals have accused Limbaugh of being a racist. (Wow, where have we heard this one before?). Not surprising, many blacks have jumped on the race train as well.

Most of these accusations stem from 2003 when Limbaugh made a controversial comment about Philadelphia Eagle’s Quarterback Donovan McNabb. Basically, he said that McNabb was overrated by the media because they wanted to see a black quarterback succeed. What’s the big deal? Call it racist if you want but I don’t see it that way. Even if you do find it offensive, isn’t this still America? And don’t we still have the right to express our opinions?

Some black players have said that they would not play for a team that Limbaugh owned. I think this is bullshit! You put millions of dollars in front anyone, and their principles are instantly compromised. And if they want to stick by their guns and boycott a Limbaugh owned team, let them. There will be a line of other players willing to take their spot!

Of course, you can’t complete any race hustle without the two Mack Daddies of race baiting, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. I doubt that anyone take these two assholes seriously anymore. But nonetheless, they refuse crawl back into the woodwork.

Sharpton has written a letter to the NFL Commissioner stating that Rush Limbaugh is too “devisive” and “anti-NFL”. Are you f*cking kidding me? Divisive? Here’s a guy that made a career out of dividing the races! But in typical liberal fashion, it’s all fair game until something doesn’t go his way.

And Jesse Jackson. What can you say about this clown? He’s like an annoying cartoon character. During a recent telephone interview, Jackson said that Limbaugh got rich by "appealing to the fears of whites" with an unending line of insults against blacks and other minorities. What a crock of horseshit! If this isn’t the pot calling the kettle black, I don’t know what is! Jackson has made a living of race hustling. He’s done far more harm than good to race relations in this country. The last thing Super Jesse wants is racial harmony. It would put him out of a job!

The most ironic part of all of this is that there are black ownership groups also interested in buying the Rams. Since we're on the subject of race baiting, would it be possible to allow a "white" ownership group to join the bidding? I think we know the answer to that one.

Personally, I don’t care if Rush Limbaugh buys an NFL team or not. But his political views shouldn’t be a factor in deciding whether he’s given an opportunity to do so. So, to all of the typical hypocritical race baiters, please do me a favor and SHUT THE F*CK UP!

KW






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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Excuse Me, Sir

If one more person comes up to me today and asks me for money, I’m going to go postal! For God’s sake, will you people please leave me the hell alone?!?!

I was downtown earlier today, so it’s not surprising that I ran into the predictable “will work for food” assholes. You think I’m being a little tough when I call them assholes? Too bad! I’m tired of their bullshit. They’re liars. They’re not working for any food. In fact they wouldn’t work if you offered them a hundred bucks an hour. I’d actually have a little respect for them if they would at least hold up a sign that said something like “Who am I kidding? I want to get shitfaced! So, how about helping a brother out?”

On the way home from work, I stopped off at the local Giant supermarket. I’ve had a stressful day already and I’m not in the mood for any left handed bullshit. Well, as soon as I get out of my car, here it comes. I'm immediately confronted by a middle aged woman who looks like she may have hitchhiked from Patapsco Avenue. She gives me a bullshit story about running out of gas. She’s “so embarrassed” and just needs enough gas money to get back to Annapolis. Just to get her away from me, I give her roughly $1 in loose change and head into the store.

Well, I come out about twenty minutes later, and I’ll be a son of a bitch! She heads right at me again! This time I meet her head on and say, “Haven't we met somewhere before??” The stupid bitch doesn’t even remember me! Kids, let this be a lesson. Stay away from drugs!

Shortly afterward.....

I had a couple hours of online work that I needed to finish at home. Anyone that really knows me can tell you that I hate to be interrupted when I’m working on something. So, right on cue, I hear a knock at the door. It’s a f*cking sales guy! He wants me to buy some magazine subscriptions so he can win some kind of contest. Can you believe this bullshit? I told him he should stop by the bowling lanes tonight and buy my team a round of beers to help us win our contest! He goes back to his scripted routine until I finally say, “I’m sorry, I don’t have time for this bullshit. But good luck.” As he’s walking away, he sarcastically says that he doesn’t need “sorrys and good luck”, he needs people to pull out their checkbook. At that point, the only thing that was getting pulled out was a bucket of whoop-ass! He’s lucky I didn’t drop kick his ass right in the middle of my front lawn. That would have been a sight for the neighbors!

So God help me, I pity the next fool that solicits me!



KW

Friday, October 2, 2009

Hollywood Loves Roman

Leave it to the left to defend the indefensible. To them, for every bad thing, there’s a good excuse. So, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the libs are rushing to the corner of admitted child rapist, Roman Polanski. Like non-alcoholic beer, I’ll never figure them out….

So after being a fugitive for over thirty years, Polanski was finally arrested in Switzerland last week. It’s still up in the air whether or not he’ll be extradited to the US. But if he is, expect the protests from the Hollywood types.

Already this week, intellectual giant Whoopi Goldberg has claimed that what Polanski did wasn’t “rape rape”. What the hell does that supposed to mean? Let me break it down, you silly bitch. When someone forces another person to have sex against their will, it’s called rape. When an adult male has sex with an underage girl it’s called statutory rape. When a 44 year old man drugs a thirteen year old girl and has sex with her, it’s called a sick bastard raping a child! So yes, it is rape rape, you extremely unattractive bonehead!

And speaking of unattractive boneheads, check this out. Woody Allen is coming to Polanski’s defense. Can you believe this bullshit? This is actually funny! Here’s the same guy who married his f*cking stepdaughter! Are you kidding me? I wonder if Woody and Roman hang out at the Toys R’ Us together?

The argument is that Roman's crime happened a long time ago. Plus, they say, the victim has moved on with her life and has forgiven Polanski. I might have bought some of the bullshit if Polanksi had stayed in the US and faced the music. But instead, he fled to France (that’s reason enough the hate him!) and continued to live the good life for over thirty years. Hollywood even felt the need to award him with an Oscar a couple of years ago. I can’t say that I was surprised.

How can anyone possibly defend this guy? He gave alcohol and drugs to a thirteen year old girl before he RAPED and SODOMIZED her! You don’t defend a guy like this! You crack his f*cking skull with a pipe wrench! At the very least, you throw his ass in jail so it can be on the recieving end!

KW