Sunday, January 23, 2022

School Closings and Virtual Learning

Once upon a time, I was a young kid growing up in Baltimore City. It was far less dangerous back then. Or at least it seemed that way. And even though most of our families had two automobiles, we pretty much walked everywhere. And this included our journey to and from school each day. 

For me, it was roughly a one mile walk to Ben Franklin Jr. High School. As I walked southwest on Patapsco Avenue, this initial part of the trek was downhill and then midway it bottomed out and you began ascend. So, technically, I did indeed walk to/from school uphill in both directions.

Similar to the mailman, we often walked to school in all types of inclement weather. The rain would wreak the most havoc. By the end of our journey, we looked like we had swam to school. The bulk of the day would be spent drying out. I would try to find a heat source somewhere in the classroom to dry my coat. With any luck, the rain would pass by the time the dismissal bell rang at 2:30.

Snow could be a challenge too. But there was something about the snow that made it seem less grueling. It was kind of like watching TV while you're exercising on a treadmill. Baltimore City was a place where the schools hardly ever shut down for bad weather. While every other jurisdiction in the whole state of Maryland would close their school systems, the City schools were always open and on time.

Today, a mere mention of snow flurries on a Sunday will shut the schools down until mid-week. I have even seen local school systems shut down due to rain or wind. And with the COVID outbreak, many school systems have decided to go to "virtual learning". This is basically where the kids stay home and pretend to do school work for six hours a day. But what really took the cake for me recently is when I learned that "virtual school" was closed due to a forecast of snow! Ironically, it never even snowed. And even more perplexing, is that it's a virtual class! The trip to "school" consists of walking down the steps and into the living room! There is no traffic to deal with and, unless someone left their toy Slinkee on the staircase, the odds of slipping were pretty low.

Due to all of the impromptu closings, I understand that most of the school systems will now be in session until the end of June. If they keep cancelling school due to rain, summer break will be reduced to the Labor Day weekend. But then again, with virtual learning does it even matter if the kids are in "school" or not? It kind of reminds me of Charlie Brown's virtual teacher, Miss Othmar ("Wah-wa-wa-wa-wa"). But at least Charlie and the rest of the Peanuts gang were in an actual classroom.

These random closings and virtual "learnings" will inevitably have an effect on the intellectual growth of today's kids. Unfortunately, I don't think the outcome is going to be good. Kids need to be in a class room with a real teacher with other kids. I still have close friends from my childhood days. It's depressing to think that many of today's kids are being denied the opportunity to forge these longtime friendships.

I am not a big fan of anything "virtual-ness". Whether a virtual meeting in the business world or a Zoom meeting with distant family members, it's pales in comparison to face-to-face interactions. While technology has advanced and made things easier, it didn't necessarily make things better. The importance of social skills can't be underestimated. If people, especially young people, never interact with anyone on the outside world, how will they ever develop these skills? 

Bottom line, kids need to be in a school made of bricks and with hallways, a gymnasium, a large cafeteria and an auditorium. But mostly, it should  have real teachers in real classrooms filled with real students. And it should only be closed when it really snows....

kw 







Saturday, January 22, 2022

Meatloaf - A Larger Than Life Performer

The first time that I heard "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" I was just a young boy. I really didn't completely understand all of the double entendres of the song. But even in my naivety, I knew that there was something extraordinary about it. I remember seeing a performance of the song on my parent's 25-inch console television. I can't quite remember the name of the show. But this was years before MTV, so I'm guessing that it was "America's Top 40" or something like that.

The song began with this infectious guitar riff and then transitioned into a familiar boogie-woogie progression. The vocals were delivered by this large man who looked like he could play offensive lineman for the Green Bay Packers. He wore this half-buttoned tuxedo shirt which would soon be saturated with sweat. The guy had a stage presence that was immediately noticeable. He traded off vocals with a young woman as the song progressed. The banter between the two of them pulled me even deeper into the song. 

The lyrics of the song told the story of a young man's intimate quest for the affection of a young woman. The entire episode took place inside of the man's car. He was willing to do or say almost anything to get his way. The woman was about to give in but there was a commitment that had to be agreed upon first. And this is when the guy began to have second thoughts....

As the guy contemplates his final decision, legendary baseball announcer Phil Rizzuto chimes in to give us the play-by-play. It was a brilliant segue!

After the woman continued to pressure the guy, he eventually responds with, "Let me sleep on it." I still laugh out loud every time I hear that line. It is pure comic genius!

In the end, the guy gives in and agrees to stay with the woman forever. And before long, he's "praying for the end of time". Another great line!

The lyrics along with the energetic performance was an instant masterpiece. I immediately wanted to watch it again. But this was in the pre-DVR days so I had to wait to catch it on the radio, And every time I've heard it since my boyhood days, I instinctively reach for the volume knob. It remains one of my all-time favorite songs. Although vastly different, I rank it right up there with "Bohemian Rhapsody" in regards to epic songwriting and storytelling.

Of course, the main performer of this classic song is none other than Marvin Lee Aday, who is better known to the world as Meatloaf. Whether he was debating with Ellen Foley in "Paradise" or he was playing a part in a film, his passion could always be felt. He was a bona fide rock star from day one.

Unfortunately, Meatloaf left us yesterday at the age of 74. He accomplished so much as an artist and performer. His 1977 "Bat Out Of Hell" album is one of the best selling albums of all time. He has appeared in many movies and TV shows. One of his earliest but most memorable roles was "Eddie" in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show". And, of course, he also played a rather interesting character in "Fight Club".

And here's something that a lot of music fans might not know...Meatloaf appeared on Ted Nugent's "Free For All" album, delivering lead vocals on several songs. He is universally admired and respected by everyone in the music world. But oddly enough, Meatloaf is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. How is this even possible?? 

When you mention the word "meatloaf", I'll bet more people think of Mr. Aday than the actual food product. That's what I would call making an impact. Thanks for all of the memories, Meat. I will continue to reach for that volume knob every time I hear that familiar guitar intro....

May you rest in eternal peace....

kw